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how to miss someone
without letting it destroy me

how to let it destroy me just enough

how to rebuild myself
with notebooks like two-by-fours
pencils like nails
words like hammers

I am different but I am whole


y’all think I have time to google every post I see? sike bitch tumblr my news source I see a post saying I’m dead ima believe it


the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

my followers:  oh fuck not another fandom please god no WHY


my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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I'll try to fix this blog when I figure out what I'm doing. ( If I remember.. ) This is a multifandom blog, but with current emphasis on South Park..

I originally joined tumblr because of Connor Kenway. I love Orange is the New Black, SnK, and animals. I'm unfocused, scared about the future and too lazy to list all of my interests.
I'm very self-contradictory and have a hard time socializing or expressing my feelings.
But I do play nicely with others.
You may/may not enjoy my blog.
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